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Jade’s, ‘Cole the Dane’.
Jade really loved dogs. It was totally sick to think about Bec that way, of course! However, she adored the thought of a big furry biped mounting her and licking her face as he penetrated her with his huge knot.
Okay, maybe that was a weird fantasy; but shhhh, no one needed to know.
'GG: No one needs to know about my fursuit either :D'

Jade’s, ‘Cole the Dane’.

Jade really loved dogs. It was totally sick to think about Bec that way, of course! However, she adored the thought of a big furry biped mounting her and licking her face as he penetrated her with his huge knot.

Okay, maybe that was a weird fantasy; but shhhh, no one needed to know.

'GG: No one needs to know about my fursuit either :D'

Anonymous said:

How about something for mituna?

Oh goodness, so many new trolls so little time.

Anonymous said:

nothing in queue?

Shit no sorry, I’ve been pretty sick the past few days and working to boot. I was sleeping half the time I wasn’t at work. We’ll try and have the queue back up soon.

ghostbustiers-deactivated201312 said:

my reaction to everything on this blog: oh my god. -laughs, facepalms, reads more- ... -follows-

Ahaha good, you’re supposed to laugh. Who’s even serious what even is that. 

Tavros’s, ‘Wrap Around Sallie Masturbator’.
She might not have wings, but he thought she still looked like a little pink fairy for sure. Using her might make him feel a little bad; but wow just the thought of that little tiny body wrapped around his bulge was enough to make him break into a sweat. He had to make sure no one found out about this… he could hear all his friends laughign already.
'AT: iM SORRY MS FAIRY, tHIS BULL HAS NEEDS,'

Tavros’s, ‘Wrap Around Sallie Masturbator’.

She might not have wings, but he thought she still looked like a little pink fairy for sure. Using her might make him feel a little bad; but wow just the thought of that little tiny body wrapped around his bulge was enough to make him break into a sweat. He had to make sure no one found out about this… he could hear all his friends laughign already.

'AT: iM SORRY MS FAIRY, tHIS BULL HAS NEEDS,'

Kanaya’s, ‘Strap in Chastity Harness’.
To give oneself to someone was a most ladylike endeavor, as proper as could be. She thought it the finest way to show her devotion to Ms. Lalonde: handing over the key to her very own chastity ‘modus’. Judging by that spine-tingling little evil smirk the human had given her, she felt sure she’d been right. 
'GA: No Explanation Necessary.'

Kanaya’s, ‘Strap in Chastity Harness’.

To give oneself to someone was a most ladylike endeavor, as proper as could be. She thought it the finest way to show her devotion to Ms. Lalonde: handing over the key to her very own chastity ‘modus’. Judging by that spine-tingling little evil smirk the human had given her, she felt sure she’d been right. 

'GA: No Explanation Necessary.'

Sollux’s, ‘Padded Blindfold’.
Sometimes, closing his eyes made the voices stop. The comfort of padded leather obscuring his vision became a new favorite, and it had more to do with relief from intrusion than loss of control. He minded not at all having his other senses heightened, but the best part by far was having a little alone time with his troll of choice for once.
'TA: thii2 ii2 2o peaceful…'

Sollux’s, ‘Padded Blindfold’.

Sometimes, closing his eyes made the voices stop. The comfort of padded leather obscuring his vision became a new favorite, and it had more to do with relief from intrusion than loss of control. He minded not at all having his other senses heightened, but the best part by far was having a little alone time with his troll of choice for once.

'TA: thii2 ii2 2o peaceful…'

Dad’s, ‘Uncut Realistic 8 Inch Cock’.
In the drawer next to his smaller dildo lay this beauty, for when he wanted to be truly satisfied. He used to keep it in his room, but his study felt like a much more secure place for such things. John was practically afraid to go in there, anyways.
‘DAD: Now here’s a real man.’

Dad’s, ‘Uncut Realistic 8 Inch Cock’.

In the drawer next to his smaller dildo lay this beauty, for when he wanted to be truly satisfied. He used to keep it in his room, but his study felt like a much more secure place for such things. John was practically afraid to go in there, anyways.

DAD: Now here’s a real man.’


# dad # dad egbert # dildo # homestuck # sexburb # toys # nsfw 
Eridan’s, 'Love Missile'
To say he dabbled in War history would be a major understatement, but when it came to a certain point in his aging cycle, well, that wasn’t the only thing that excited him. Always growing bored of something, be it a book, or another troll, or a toy of his…he asked himself…why send a bullet to do a missile’s job?
‘CA: wwere callin in the big guns’

Eridan’s, 'Love Missile'

To say he dabbled in War history would be a major understatement, but when it came to a certain point in his aging cycle, well, that wasn’t the only thing that excited him. Always growing bored of something, be it a book, or another troll, or a toy of his…he asked himself…why send a bullet to do a missile’s job?

CA: wwere callin in the big guns